Bruce Willis’ Roast Master has been Chosen

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Who needs enemies when your friends are prepared to host roasts against you?

Bruce Willis best be polishing his fireproof armor because Comedy Central has now announced just who will be leading the cavalry for the Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis.

The Roast will be recorded at the Hollywood Palladium on the 14th of July, before being broadcast on the 29th.

The Die Hard actor is joining the ranks of James Franco, Charlie Sheen, William Shatner, and Justin Bieber as part of stars who have had the mickey taken out of them by their famous friends.

Bruce’s co-star from the 2012 film, Looper, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, will serve as master of ceremonies for the fiery event.

“I’ve looked up to Bruce my whole life. I was genuinely honored to work alongside him and, in essence, PLAY him when we made Looper together,” the 37-year-old said. “He has treated me with absolutely nothing but warmth and kindness. And so I look forward to mercilessly making fun of him on TV.”

Not as forward as we are!