No one offers a burn better than an ex. Just ask Bruce Willis.
The Die Hard actor had his hour in the hot seat on Saturday night when he was “honored” as the subject of a Comedy Central Roast.
Bruce’s co-star in Looper, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, hosted the event which was recorded at the Hollywood Palladium and will be broadcast on the 29th of July.
Edward Norton, Martha Stewart, and Cybill Shepherd all threw jabs at the 55-year-old before a special guest took to the podium… Bruce’s ex-wife, Demi Moore.
The two were married between 1987 and 2000 and have 3 daughters together.
“For those of you that don’t know me, I am Demi Moore,” began the Blind actress. “I was married to Bruce for the first three Die Hard movies, which makes sense because the last two sucked.”
She also cracked jokes involving their daughters: “Bruce is super generous. When our daughter Rumer was a baby and it was his turn to change the diaper in the middle of the night, he would lean over and whisper to me, ‘I’ll give you a thousand dollars right now if you change that diaper.’ Scout asked me not to say anything, but just last week he offered her a thousand dollars to change his diaper. Some things never change.”
Burn.
